Looking for love on modern apps, Put off by many quick fix chaps.
The boy alone; a sea of anxious hope.
There lived a mad woman from Greece...
There once was a man from Dundee...
When we are small our dreams are big.
I'm a man who looks at pink and doesn't feel dismay For I know that enjoying pink - doesn't make you gay.
Docs mend bones from sticks and stones, But words take further healing.
Oh dear, two hour nap.
Thought I'd write a song, Ended up being one of Them bloody haikus.
Open your eyes, dear sweet child, Let fingers be uncurled.